i want to marry a policeman for the following reasons:
1. hot ass bitchin man in uniform
2. knows how to fight. that is hot.
3. imagine the GOSSIP i would hear!
i feel like i accidentally ruin all of the people i come in contact with
sorry in advance for tainting your flawless soul
is horoscope a religion
am i a horoscopian
this guy is hitting on me on fb and he’s like “yeah i can’t get a job cuz i lost my license again from a DUI”
i couldn’t think of anything to say other than “wow so you’re pretty stupid huh”
the conversation stopped there
i think he’s one of those people who’s far too dumb to KNOW they’re dumb
so, is it safe to do giveaways now, or…?