there’s this guy at work that i ‘click’ with but he’s not physically attractive to me and he has a girlfriend

except, he definitely played with my ponytail yesterday. like, without saying a word.

um

teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.

me:

teacher:

me:

teacher:

me:

teacher:

me:

teacher:

me: tastybitch69@aol.com

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

tybaltcapulets:

stormhornets:

pilgrim—soul:

youcantcancelquidditch:

gUYS VOYAGER 1 IS CONFIRMED OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM WE’VE BROKEN OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM THIS IS REALLY COOL

OH MY GOSH REALLY THIS IS SO COOL AUGH HUMANITY

Plus, there’s this incredibly scary but really fucking cool clip of what interstellar space sounds like

WHY AREN’T MORE PEOPLE EXCITED ABOUT THIS????

is masturbation synonymous with taking care of jizzness

Anonymous asked
Earl Grey or English Breakfast?

if we’re talking tea, i’m gonna go with blueberry acai green tea

christinaplaysneopets said: For some reason I expected this to have a troll response. I think you have the same dumb chairs my school has.

Those are at UMaine Orono… literally the most uncomfortable chairs in the world

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

if your sister’s a cunt and you know it, clap your hands

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP